Corgi Addict, I’m not sure telling people you’re 3 1/2 in Corgi years is the best route to recovery.
Corgi Addict, you’re supposed to lie down on the Analysis Couch, not use it to make yourself taller.
hey guys? sup? passed 1000 corgi addicts today. once you go corgi, you don’t go back.
Come on, Corgiaddict! You lazy. That doesn’t even rhyme. It should be:
Once you go Corgi…
What does rhyme with Corgi?
Ghee? Boar ghee? Whore ghee?
Oh I know.
Once you go corgi, life’s nothin’ but whore ghee.
Delicious whore ghee.
They aren’t that great at walking, Corgi Addict, but they all get A+s in biting.
Corgi Addict, it’s OK that you think you’re Superman on the way up.
But you need to accept that on the way down, you are really Stephen Hawking.
It’ll help you land.
Oh, OK grandpa. Who even plays Warcraft II anymore?