Corgi Addict, I pronounce you cured of allthecorgitis.

Corgi Addict, I sense we are approaching the beginning of the end of your addiction. I predict that when you have a corgi of your own, you will be CURED.

Corgi Addict, you’re supposed to lie down on the Analysis Couch, not use it to make yourself taller.

They aren’t that great at walking, Corgi Addict, but they all get A+s in biting.

In this dream of yours, Corgi Addict, did Super Corgi punch himself in the face while clearing the 15 centimeter “high” bar? Details are important.

Seriously, Corgi Addict. Why do people get any other type of dog?

Can you explain your obsession with the 1:1 ear-to-leg ratio? Why is 1.25:1 no good?

I told you to take one oxycodone per day, Corgi Addict. One.

Does peanut butter cause you to lose your inhibitions, Corgi Addict?

That’s your sister you’re inadvertently making out with.